Human Spontaneous Combustion

Channel Hopper

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This crops up every five years or so in the gutter press

Man burst into flames and dies in Tottenham north London | Daily Mail Online

Reportage used to be a lot more frequent and has usually been discussed within journals and forums that claim substance to poltergeists, telepathy, and UFOs .

So, does anyone here think persons disappearing in a uncontrolled unidentifiable fashion has any basis in fact, or that the logical root cause of diet, body and clothing composition, or lightning strike just hasn't been identified to date ?

 
They're probably just alcoholics that lit a smoke... :-lol
 
sonnetpete said:
I have yet to locate any who will self ignite.....
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Just feed* them stuff with Potassium Permanganate in them, then ask if "this eCigarette flavour is good" (usually contains Vegetable Glycerine, KMnO4 reacts vigorously with this!), should have them ignited in no time... :-rofl2






(*Legal disclaimer: Anyone trying this on real humans is an idiot and I nor the forum staff and owners are responsible for their actions!!!)
 
Channel Hopper said:
Holy moly !

Three John Nolans have snuffed it in a matter of hours :eek:
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Gadzooks it must some sort of a conspiracy to ensure the remaining sisters do not make a Christmas No1
 
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"dozens each year"

 
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