Quickies

PaulR

Dazed and Confused Admin
Staff member
My Satellite Setup
-----------See sig-----------
My Location
Wirral, NW UK
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking.
Apparently, the correct terms are Cremation and Burial.

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther.
I am told the correct term is bulldozer operator.

The Coastguard fined my wife and I for having s_x in the ocean.
Apparently, off-shore drilling isn't permitted in our area.

In other news I have had to shut down my internet dating site for chickens
I just can't make hens meet
 
Back
Top