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A British couple is walking down a street in Tenerife...
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, 'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10'
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail, and sure enough, once the drinks are on the bar, the English bartender says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”
The couple can't believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough, the drinks are poured, and the barman says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”
Curiosity gets the better of them, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply.
The bartender says, "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £104 million on the Euro Millions, so I opened this bar, and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."
Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.
As the man is supping his beer, he can't help notice three old blokes sat in the corner without a drink in front of them who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.
"What's the deal with those three over there?' the man asks the bartender.
The barman replies, "Those three are retired people from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, 'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10'
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail, and sure enough, once the drinks are on the bar, the English bartender says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”
The couple can't believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough, the drinks are poured, and the barman says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”
Curiosity gets the better of them, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply.
The bartender says, "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £104 million on the Euro Millions, so I opened this bar, and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."
Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.
As the man is supping his beer, he can't help notice three old blokes sat in the corner without a drink in front of them who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.
"What's the deal with those three over there?' the man asks the bartender.
The barman replies, "Those three are retired people from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price."