"Ticker" - Seagull "Craption" movie

[T_G]

That's it, this is 100% the last Steven Seagull film I will ever watch. If anyone sees me on the couch watching ANY of his they have my written permission to castrate me with a blunt instrument. I don't know what made me watch it last night, I am sure I swore not to see one of his dull fillms the last time already. Maybe it was because I saw that Dennis Hopper was in it, or maybe it was because there wasn't anything else on. In any case, I just can't believe it. One dimensional acting, confused plot and banal plot, predictable ending, another boring crazy genious bomber with a fake irish accent (Hopper) and fat Steven the ever mysterious zen loving guru cop. Utter C.R.A.P and a waste of time. As I was almost prepared to rip out my own face to end my misery I hope this warning will save another poor soul trapped by another pointless SeeDull movie. P.S. I do deserve a medal because I watched it to the end, always hoping for a change in quality, but it never came.

 

[Caned Toad]

Yeah it was OK

Wasn't giving it 100%, not entirely sure what was going on at all.

1 thing, that bomb at the end, if it was supposed to be a gas that mixed into the air and then was detonated by the building below exploding, why was the basement explosive timed to go off a minute earlier... or did I mis-hear?

 

[mhku]

"Out of Reach" looked worse..

 

[T_G]

Yeah it was OK

Wasn't giving it 100%, not entirely sure what was going on at all.

1 thing, that bomb at the end, if it was supposed to be a gas that mixed into the air and then was detonated by the building below exploding, why was the basement explosive timed to go off a minute earlier... or did I mis-hear?

Lol god knows...it's a Steven Seedull Zen thing. The upper bomb meditates and then "knows" when to go off.

 

[Channel Hopper]

"Out of Reach" looked worse..

*ahem* - Roadhouse has just started on BBC1

 

[mhku]

Which film has the worst fighting? Steven "Aikido" Seagull or Mr. Dirty Dancing's fake Tai Chi.

 

[Caned Toad]

From RT:

This gloriously brainless modern-day western is a treat from start to finish, and possibly the one and only time that a bouncer will ever get the full Hollywood hero treatment.

:-bash
'Western' is the show stopper for me...

Think I'll watch 'Possessed by the Night' on Zone Horror:

Erotic thriller about a mutant embryo

Now that's high brow class!

 

[mhku]

I watched "City of God" (Cidade de Deus) tonight so I'm resetting the clever/ dumb balance.

But there's not enough fighting in Roadhouse...

 

[BarMoo]

Listen, if fat bastard Seagul wants to make straight-to-video flicks - its only because there are a gazzilion numbnut fans out there. I am one of them.

I have watched some of his most recent bit-part, clap-trap shite. Thankfully, I only have the 'Under Siege' duo in my DVD collection.

Word of warning. IMDB has no less than two films in post-production and two more in production for 2006/2007

Expect them to infect your DVD store soon, hehe. Coz, you probably won't have to put up with them at the cinema.

.

 

[Saturlight]

Steven Segal has a very low voice delivery and often sounds like he's minching. He's the hardest mature content in the village I know. Not bad action movies, but low on dialogue. Let's put it this way, it's not Shakespeare.

By the way TG, I've not seen this flick. ;)

 

[T_G]

*ahem* - Roadhouse has just started on BBC1

Well, the one good point about this movie is the music, Jeff Healey is a very good blues guitarist. Went to see him in concert as well! Go listen to his Blue Jeans Blues, out of this world rock-blues solo